In case....

In case you didn't get all the opera jokes from the post a little while ago, here are the actual titles (on the right)...

Bizet: Vanmen--Carmen

Bizet: Les pecheurs de prawns--Les pêcheurs de perles

Mozart: Il bartender di Siviglia--Il Barbiere di Siviglia

Mozart: Die Zauberbanjo--Die Zauberflöte

Rossini: FakeTancredi--Tancredi 

Wagner: The Flying Dutchcap--The Flying Dutchman

Verdi: Un balloon in maschera--Un Ballo in Maschera 

Wagner: Das Rheintanzanite--Das Rheingold

Wagner: Die Shufflekure--Die Walküre

Wagner: Damntheguttering--Götterdämmerung

Saint-Saens: Samsung and the Lilo (the perfect opera for the beach)--Samson and Delilah 

Verdi: Realstaff--Falstaff

Verdi: Madama Slug--Madama Butterfly

Rossini: Il Turdo in Italia--Il Turco in Italia

Gershwin: Porky and Butch--Porgy and Bess

Bellini: I Impuritani--I Puritani

Rossini: Fullyramide--Semiramide

Mozart: Cozzie, fan, tutu (an opera about ballet)--Cosi fan tutte

This is my favorite:

Rossini: La Cenebuytoletola (following the demise of the rental market)-Cenerentola